Recent Hilarious Twitter discussion about the Upcoming Third Melody Jackson book by Melody and her father

...wet your pants? Sure. No problem.

— Melody Jackson (@mjathols) July 20, 2017

I don’t think mom knows about Twitter. Frankly, I didn’t think you did, either.

— Melody Jackson (@mjathols) July 20, 2017

Yes, and I left out the part about you wetting your pants there, too.

— Melody Jackson (@mjathols) July 20, 2017

If you say it often enough, does it become true? Also, do you have a point here someplace?

— Melody Jackson (@mjathols) July 20, 2017

I’m working on it. Some of us have lives, you know. Shouldn’t you be making a sandwich or putting cheese on a cracker or something?

— Melody Jackson (@mjathols) July 20, 2017

I believe there’s a couple of pregnant ladies in Albuquerque who enjoyed the first two books, if that’s what you mean?

— Melody Jackson (@mjathols) July 20, 2017

Don’t make me block you. And you’re no longer allowed to use emojis. It’s just too weird.

— Melody Jackson (@mjathols) July 20, 2017

I did not. I just opened my mind to less restrictive points of view. And you’re getting ahead of yourself.

— Melody Jackson (@mjathols) July 20, 2017

I guess. At least more so than “Melody Jackson v. the General Premise of the Book”

— Melody Jackson (@mjathols) July 20, 2017

Sure thing...now why don’t you go back to writing your Atari game reviews and stop tweeting me about this. IT’S IN THE WORKS!!

— Melody Jackson (@mjathols) July 20, 2017